chinese chess

Im a great player of Xiangqui.

Had a boss game last night. Defended with me elephants, launched me catapults, got me chariots motoring and then when it looked like I was gonna get beat I threw the board on the deck.

So officially I cant be said to have lost.

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The year is almost over. Started for me supping a cup of bubbles on a balcony in The Elephant in dat London (dswatpl). Ending in Ho-Chers where if I had a balcony I might throw myself off it. Spent a lot of the year in The Pool of Life having a refreshing break from teaching The English to The Foreigners.

Next year Im going to Inders then Im going back to civilised Europe to finish my 3rd book. But I'll be sure not to give it to this tit to review...

Destination: the remainders bin.

The (comparitively) rich world is full of beauts who make a lot of noise but produce nothing of worth. The reason why the fool above and twats like cowell and m*d*n*l*s get followers is cos most people seek out stupidity and convenience. All just part of the machine of idiocy. Do you really want these tits to be yer spark plugs?


(by the way the above pictured whopper is an irrelevance, just thought that we might all have a quick buzz off the geeks mugshot).

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Im surrounded by geeks n nerds in dee office. I teach at the (presumed) highest level in tefl so my company employs all deez cats with teaching degrees n dat who all claim to be beautiful hippy buddhists. They are generally a crew of well-meaning yet naiive shitehawks. I've been around the block 10 times doing press-ups...and never met any fucker who has ever gone through with the promise to 'help the orphans'. Its all me arse; its bums on seats and keep the director rich. If yer in it you know dat, and if yer don't know dat yer soon out.

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Hey, lets have a disco...